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East Nash Grass develops new CAPTCHA technology, "find all instances of Harry ClarkError creating thumbnail: File missing". The development is widely expected to thwart AI bots worldwide, as studies have shown that the human visual cortex is uniquely suited to distinguish Harry Clark from all other objects.

• As Skyler GoldenError creating thumbnail: File missing turns 30, Maddie DentonError creating thumbnail: File missing has managed to remain 14. Scientists vow to investigate whether cocktail of fiddle and golf may have anti-ageing properties.

• Thompson Guitars announces 'clam', 'mussel', and 'oyster' bracing in upcoming "D-SEAFOOD" series: "our commitment to our customers is that the scallop is no longer the only bivalve mollusk inspiring construction of great instruments." Thompson is one of the founding members of the Independent Luthiers' Bivalve Mollusk Initiative.

• Luke Munday mulls changing name to Luke Wunsday; has 48 hours to decide