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Bronwyn Keith-Hynes and Jason Carter at Bayboro Brewing

Artists: Bronwyn Keith-Hynes and Jason Carter

Venue: Bayboro Brewing

Showtime: 24401908

St. Pete declares "Whole Thing" following Bronwyn Keith-Hynes and Jason Carter show

In the immediate aftermath of an infernous outing from fiddle phenoms Bronwyn Keith-Hynes and Jason Carter at Bayboro_Brewing, the St. Pete Department of Things has issued a rare and archaic public alert, designated as "well, that was a whole thing."

The DoT was unable to immediately give an indication of the historical significance of the declaration. "I'm actually not entirely sure the last time we initiated a 'well, that was a whole thing' alert," said J. Hartford, one of 17 deputy secretaries of the division. "Obviously on our end, this is an occasion where nobody will question whether it was warranted, so we're gonna go ahead and issue it."

Several other officials immediately signaled their support for the measure, though not all were available for comment at press time. "Obviously, this was a whole fucking thing tonight," read the preface to a statement delivered by consensus of the Damn Fucking Straight Caucus. "I think ultimately the question for the committee is going to rest on whether Bronwyn and Jason are just a whole fucking thing, or whether the ensemble as a whole - from Frank Evans and Tristan Scroggins and including Light the Wire - including that guest-in with Fil Pate obviously, was kinda part of the whole thing here."

One staffer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said she believed that the encore rendition of "I Built a World" was itself a whole gosh darn thing. "I'm not prepared to make a public declaration - certainly not on behalf of the committee, about the Orange Blossom Special incident we had in here tonight," she said, "but I think that, with the benefit of hindsight, we're going to realize that, that banger of an encore... that was actually a whole thing right there."

Some witnesses claimed that the whole thing kinda began with Light the Wre.